Does anyone know how to complete a good tub exorcism?
Because I am pretty sure our master shower is either:
1. An evil, vindictive bath fixture cast from a mold hand forged in hell
2. Possessed by the devil himself
Either way, I need a priest or a voodoo witch doctor or some 1-800-Ghoul Be Gone guy
to rid us of the demonic presence residing in our bathroom.
That's right...we've sprung another leak.
Thank heavens this one is slightly less catastrophic than the last.
Unless you take our frazzled nerves into consideration....
that changes everything.
Have you ever attempted to soundly sleep with the steady
drip, drip, drip
of your shower head raining water pellets onto your tub floor?
For the last week we have attempted to do that very thing.
By Sunday, the last strand of my minds sanity had broken.
I was ready to commit murder...
Enter Justin on his shining white horse.
Much fighting ensued as he attempted to yank out the old parts, replace them with new ones, break said new pieces, misplace the factory included "lubricant", bust into our personal stash to complete the job.......
Dont think the demonic tub gave up without a fight either.
Oh no! It gripped those old parts like a spoiled toddlers clutching at a toy you've refused to purchase.
And then, because our master shower is pure evil,
the metal bar across the top of the glass doors attempted to scalp Justin upon his exit.
In the end, Justin emerged victorious......
Until next tub. Until next time.