Dearest Dream Home,
This letter is to inform you of our sincerest apologies for gross neglect over the past 365 days (give or take). Due to extenuating circumstances (ie Our glorious nuptials) you have been left alone, unattended, uncared for, and unfinished; a grievous error we are slowly attempting to rectify.
It is our deepest hope that you will learn, over time, to forgive us. As a peace offering of sorts, we are gifting you with completed projects. For too long you have sat patiently in silence......ashamed, exposed and half complete.
As a show of good faith, the living room's cornice boxes have been hung and primed. We know how you long to see a fresh coat of paint on them now; to call them complete We ask that you understand our delay though. It's a process you see...panel the ceiling first. Install crown moulding. Tape off the intended cornice box paint design. Paint.
We promise to finish painting the Navy blue trunk as well. And recover the pink wing back chairs. And install pretty new blinds.
This renovation has only just begun....